记录2017春晚时的经典语句短信

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概要：美国人有钱，现在还不是向我们借钱这房子比我岁数都大，谁要啊！？别因为一个包子引发一个血案只听过有困难找警察,没听过吃包子也找警察的呀自从挂上她那照片，我们小区就没招过贼，没招过耗子~~我的才能就像怀孕，时间越久，就越觉得肚子里有东西~~生活欺骗了我，谁说丑妻是家中宝啊，老婆孩子还是漂亮的好！我今年第一次和外星人接触！！！现在长的多经典 原来长的多惊险不说可以接受 但我可以忍受不要在1棵树上吊死 在旁边的树上多试几次这件事情其实非常不可思议，哪里不可思议呢？没有掌声非常不可思议一句话能成事，一句话能败事，一句话能成就和谐社会，你就不能阳光点吗？“我充其量就是雷锋的传人——你们就叫我雷人吧”我们就像两片干柴，你那边烧得很旺，回头一泡尿，把我浇熄了。Americans have not yet to us, to borrow moneyThis house is old, who I will! ?Don't because of a steamed stuffed bun trigger a bloodbathT

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美国人有钱，现在还不是向我们借钱

这房子比我岁数都大，谁要啊！？

别因为一个包子引发一个血案

只听过有困难找警察,没听过吃包子也找警察的呀

自从挂上她那照片，我们小区就没招过贼，没招过耗子~~

我的才能就像怀孕，时间越久，就越觉得肚子里有东西~~

生活欺骗了我，谁说丑妻是家中宝啊，老婆孩子还是漂亮的好！

我今年第一次和外星人接触！！！

现在长的多经典 原来长的多惊险

不说可以接受 但我可以忍受

不要在1棵树上吊死 在旁边的树上多试几次

这件事情其实非常不可思议，哪里不可思议呢？没有掌声非常不可思议

一句话能成事，一句话能败事，一句话能成就和谐社会，你就不能阳光点吗？

“我充其量就是雷锋的传人——你们就叫我雷人吧”

我们就像两片干柴，你那边烧得很旺，回头一泡尿，把我浇熄了。

Americans have not yet to us, to borrow money

This house is old, who I will! ?

Don't because of a steamed stuffed bun trigger a bloodbath

To find the police have difficulty, haven't you heard of the police also eat dumplings

Hang the pictures, since she had called us district is not a thief, and had not recruit the ~ ~

I can just like pregnant, the longer it will feel belly, something ~ ~

Life deceives me, who say ugly wife's home, wife, children still treasure of beautiful!

I this year for the first time and alien contact!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, a much longer thriller classic originally

Not acceptable but I can stand

Don't hang on one tree in the next several times more than the trees try

It actually very magical, where the incredible? No applause is incredible

Words can you can a failure, one can achieve social harmony, sunshine, can't you?

"I was at the descendants of the lei feng, you can call me shocking!"

We would like two sticks, you burn very prosperous, turning a bubble urine, take me out.

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