经典整蛊专家短信,很忽悠的逗乐短信

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概要：1、作业做了很久，我顺手打开收音机。一个温柔的声音传出：如果肤色粉红，脸上的绒毛柔软，那么说明很健康。。。听到这里，我忍不住摸了自已的脸，对镜顾盼，样子健康可爱。这时，又听播音员说道：好，听众朋友，这次我们的《养猪知识讲座》就讲到这里。2、小兔说：我妈妈叫我小兔兔，好听！小猪说：我妈妈叫我小猪猪，也好听！小狗说：我妈妈叫我小狗狗，也很好听！小鸡说：你们聊，我先走了！3、刚才和朋友聊天，有谈到你，知道吗？我和他们吵了起来，还差点打起来，因为他们有的说你像猴子，有的说你像猩猩，实在太过分了！根本没有把你当猪看！4、牛顿被苹果砸了一下，从此有了牛顿定律。于是你也想坐到树下想有一项关于你的定律，终于被砸。。。从此多了个小傻瓜，谁叫你在榴莲树下呢？5、俗话说：女追男，隔层纱。男追女，隔重山。因此，我要把成语词典改一下：谋事在男，成事在女。6、房东陪着新房客在看屋子。房客：“看来，这屋子是经常漏水的。”房东：“不不，它只有在下雨天才漏。”7、最近特想你：吃饭想你，走路想你，连上厕所也想你，想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想

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1、作业做了很久，我顺手打开收音机。一个温柔的声音传出：如果肤色粉红，脸上的绒毛柔软，那么说明很健康。。。听到这里，我忍不住摸了自已的脸，对镜顾盼，样子健康可爱。这时，又听播音员说道：好，听众朋友，这次我们的《养猪知识讲座》就讲到这里。

2、小兔说：我妈妈叫我小兔兔，好听！小猪说：我妈妈叫我小猪猪，也好听！小狗说：我妈妈叫我小狗狗，也很好听！小鸡说：你们聊，我先走了！

3、刚才和朋友聊天，有谈到你，知道吗？我和他们吵了起来，还差点打起来，因为他们有的说你像猴子，有的说你像猩猩，实在太过分了！根本没有把你当猪看！

4、牛顿被苹果砸了一下，从此有了牛顿定律。于是你也想坐到树下想有一项关于你的定律，终于被砸。。。从此多了个小傻瓜，谁叫你在榴莲树下呢？

5、俗话说：女追男，隔层纱。男追女，隔重山。因此，我要把成语词典改一下：谋事在男，成事在女。

6、房东陪着新房客在看屋子。房客：“看来，这屋子是经常漏水的。”房东：“不不，它只有在下雨天才漏。”

7、最近特想你：吃饭想你，走路想你，连上厕所也想你，想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你想你。。。。。。。额滴娘呀，发错了！

8、虎妈妈对于小虎想了解接吻的知识很担心,就语重心长地告诫:接吻是很不卫生的行为,非常容易在这个过程中传染疾病.小虎一拍脑袋说:那接吻的时候,戴上口罩不就可以了吗?

9、懂事时就认识了你，一直把你放在心上，始终恋恋不忘，我工作时想你，吃饭时想你，睡觉时想你，每时每刻都想拥有你－－啊！人民币。

1, do the homework, I for a long time without turning on the radio. A gentle voice spread: if the color pink, face down soft, then very healthy. Hear here, I couldn't resist the touch of lens face, the look, appearance health lovely. At this moment, and hear announcer said: well, friend, the audience of our "pig-raising knowledge academic chair" let's stop here.

2, the rabbit said: "my mother call my the small rabbit rabbit, nice! The piggy say: my mother call my piggy pig, all right listen to! The puppy say: my mother call my puppy dog, also very good to listen! The chicken say: you chat and I walked first!

3, just chatting with friends, have talked about you, know? I and they quarreled and almost hit, because they have said you like monkeys, apes and others say you like too much! Don't put your when pigs see!

4, Newton apple was hit from a Newton's laws. So you also want to sit next to a tree on your law, finally. A little more than ever, who call you fool durian under the tree?

5, as the saying goes: men and women recover, gauze. Male and female after work. Therefore, I want to change the idiom dictionary in male, destination: in women.

6 and the landlord with new tenant at the house. Tenant: "it seems that, the house is often leaking." Landlord: "no, it is only in the rain leaks."

7, you think, eat: recently, you walk, you also miss the toilet, you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think you think... Frontal drops niang, hair wrong!

Eight, the mother tiger tiger want to know about the kiss, knowledge is very worried to longly warned: kiss is very unhygienic behavior, very easy in the process of disease. A tiger head say: the kiss, wear mouth-muffle not ok?

9 and when they met you wiser, keep your heart, always hustling, I miss you when I work, eat, sleep, when you think every minute.whatever all want to have you! Yuan.

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